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  • CaikCat

    Clone Realm - Part I

    May 26, 2013 by CaikCat

    "Yes, sir," came the voice, resounding smoothly from half-way down the lavishly adorned hall. Cream's head shot up like a silver bullet from where it lay on her dark pine wood desk. Was this fool trying to make another version of his robotic monstrosities or was it something more? Before she could lie her head back down to the desk a soft knock came from behind the bedroom door. It was barely audible, but then again, now she knew that the entity beyond her door wasn't much of an 'intelligent' creature yet. Cream rose from her chair and walked briskly to her door, unbolting and opening her door. Her eyes glanced swiftly as they scanned the thing before her. It appeared to be just like her, a lilac dress with white frills along the edges and…

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  • CaikCat

    The Day Came

    A fly apparently made its home in my upstairs bathroom. After an unsuccessful attempt at murder with a towel I had given up the previous day. As I went to brush my teeth, I heard a familiar buzzing as the fly irritatingly flew around my face. That was the last straw. I grabbed my towel and waited until the unsuspecting and cheeky fly landed. WHAAAAAM!! The sound of wet towel cracking in the air sounded, full and echoing. I removed my towel, and the fly flew out, rather lopsided, flapping around the room desperately. "Your suffering has not ended yet..." I growled through gritted teeth. The fly continued going around the room for about fifteen seconds when it finally decided it was safe to land again. Big mistake. WHAAAAAAAAAAAA…

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